i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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