She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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