I'm gonna have a badass scar
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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