like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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