More tranny stories later!
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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