I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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