I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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