he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
well you can't waste a boner
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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