ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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