Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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