Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've blown a few things in my day
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We don't watch enough power rangers
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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