The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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