She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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