Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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