Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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