I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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