Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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