You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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