brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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