I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
