sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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