I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
