it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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