She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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