I'm going to rape someone's good day.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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