I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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