I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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