Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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