i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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