i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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