I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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