is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nicole vs. Life
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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