i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
