Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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