Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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