Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
