That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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