i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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