you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
