Sponge bath it is.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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