yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
its liver damage thursday
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize
