69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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