i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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