It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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