This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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