brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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