Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
