dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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