did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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