Buhtt sex?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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